The ultimate SHADE of it all!!
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
i want to be so financially secure that i don’t even think to glance at the price tag of anything.
Gotta get back to Hogwarts…
#harrypotter #hogwarts #september1st
My buddy’s office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. It took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN’T get the wrong shipment.
oh my god.
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
My heart is beating irregularly and skipping some beats. At least I’m in bed. Seems like a good way to go.