sk3ptick4l:

The ultimate SHADE of it all!!

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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brbslaying:

dangmaaay:

pink-vulva:

i want to be so financially secure that i don’t even think to glance at the price tag of anything. 

dream

 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

(Source: hmspoofta)

broadwaygirl:

sleepless-sincerity:

Gotta get back to Hogwarts…
#harrypotter #hogwarts #september1st

My home.

broadwaygirl:

sleepless-sincerity:

Gotta get back to Hogwarts…
#harrypotter #hogwarts #september1st

My home.

rick-sanchez:


laughhard:

My buddy’s office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. It took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN’T get the wrong shipment.

oh my god.

rick-sanchez:

laughhard:

My buddy’s office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. It took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN’T get the wrong shipment.

oh my god.

theartofanimation:

Kazu Kibuishi

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

My heart is beating irregularly and skipping some beats. At least I’m in bed. Seems like a good way to go.

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